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[May. 17th, 2012|09:17 pm] |
To whomever decided to snatch my knickers from the washroom earlier today, please return them promptly. That was my favorite lucky thong, and if I don't get it back then there will be hell to pay. I mean it.
Who steals something like that anyway? Bloody mad, I tell you. Pervs. They better be in one piece, and as clean as when you took them off the line too. I'll give you one day before I decide to hunt you down. Don't make me go there. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2012|11:38 pm] |
I. AM. BORED.
Also, Maleficent is missing. This is probably a really bad sign; for everyone else, at least. Just thought I'd warn you lot. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2012|11:38 pm] |
Well. That sucked.
I'm not real good at inspirational speeches, but if anybody is having trouble and doesn't want to be alone, Poppy and I have procured some alcohol and are going to drink a toast to our lost friends in our room. Then try and forget for a little while what we saw. Feel free to stop by. Misery loves company, after all. |
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| 004 | October 8 |
[Jan. 8th, 2012|11:24 pm] |
That was one bloody brilliant game! Dorcas and I will be taking recruits for the next match. Perhaps we'll hold a tryout each, since she's called for a rematch. Not sure if we can beat the team we had today, though. What fun.
I still think we should've gotten extra points for the win, but at least the headmaster seemed to recognize everyone not fighting for a change. A brilliant end to the seemingly never-ending rain, I say. |
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| 003 | October 3 |
[Jan. 3rd, 2012|11:17 pm] |
This just in: one bludger hit will not keep me down! Or at least it will only cause minimal bruising and soreness. Pomfrey has officially cleared me for continued debauchery and shenanigans. One James Potter owes me and can call off the obligatory captain's worry. Gryffindor has some tough Chasers, after all!!
Off that topic, Maleficent is on the loose again. She was in a foul mood this morning. Nearly clawed my arm off when I tried to give her some extra love. She took off with a growl straight after, and I swear I heard some first years at lunch complaining about a demon-cat attacking them in the library. Many apologies to any who might cross her path today. I warn you not to try and touch her if you see her. She'll calm down eventually. Most likely.
Last but not least, I'm bored. Time to go see what trouble I can get into. Any takers? |
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| 002 | September 28 |
[Dec. 28th, 2011|01:58 pm] |
Well, that was an interesting read. I mean, obviously I've been harboring a secret love affair with one of my mates this entire time. I thought I told you lot? Oy, well you know now. I'd also like to caution anyone who thinks going without knickers is a good turn for them to make in their lives. It gets rather breezy down there. After three years without them, I ought to know.
Some people are so bloody pathetic. At least I got a good laugh out of it! And I'm flattered I'm on your radar enough for you to write about me not once but twice. Cheers. |
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| 001 | September 22 |
[Dec. 22nd, 2011|10:16 pm] |
I understand that we're all excited about Quidditch starting and being back at school, but I'd like to remind my fellow Gryffindors that our knickers are supposed to remain on our bodies, not hanging from the light fixtures in the common room. Or outside my bedroom door. If your knickers are off then you'd best be doing something worthwhile in their absence too.
And to whoever managed to procure a pair of my own? Those aren't for decorative purposes. Well mostly And they were my favorites. So you owe me. |
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| 02: can't stop, won't stop |
[Nov. 2nd, 2011|12:12 am] |
Halloween has taught me one thing this year:
Everyone wants to be a redhead.
I don't blame you lot, though. We've got it going on, after all. But it's an exclusive club. Lily and myself will accept new members after a careful screening process. Good luck. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2011|11:31 pm] |
I curse Merlin for allowing me to miss that brilliant stunt. Seeing it at lunch was not nearly the same, but at least it was something. This tells me a couple things, though:
1. I should clearly skip more class in order to catch things RIGHT when they happen
2. My Charms abilities need work, since I couldn't pull that off I don't think
3. School doesn't always have to make you fall asleep
That being said, well, I suppose I've got nothing else. Halloween talk, naturally. Anyone have any costume suggestions? (I know, procrastination is a fault I'm working on. Truly.) |
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| 13: i can't get over it |
[Sep. 6th, 2011|06:01 pm] |
The only bad thing about December is the fact that COLD SEASON begins. I have not felt this bad since that time I contracted a nasty strain of flu that made me feel like Dragon pox might be a preferable illness. That was pretty bad, but I must say the way I feel now comes pretty close. Merlin's beard, I think writing this is making me hallucinate. All the words seem to be swimming on the page. It's like tripping out only without all the colors.
I better be well by the time game day comes, which is this weekend. Bloody hell. |
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| 12: and I think she's pretty... |
[Aug. 12th, 2011|02:38 pm] |
It has come to my attention that the Gryffindor girls are in rather high demand recently. Not just that, but particularly the Gryffindor ginger girls. Clearly being a redhead is where it's at. Or being in Gryffindor altogether.
I propose we have a Ginger Day throughout the school! There has to be more out there, and it should be something celebrated.
Either that or we can just gather as a group ourselves and blow everyone's minds by being in the same place at the same time. Hotness overload, clearly. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2011|10:02 pm] |
*First part is written shakily then the dictaquil takes over*
Bloody buggering hell. What the fuck? I should've done more before I tripped and fucking broke my wand arm. The next time I get a fucking chance, I'm going to blast those bastards to bloody shreds. Everyone that I don't already know about, tell me you're alright. Please. |
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| 10: tired of playing, i'm getting bored |
[Aug. 1st, 2011|08:32 pm] |
Bloody hell, what a weekend. I feel like I need two days to recover from those two days, yet it's back to work as usual.
These are the times I wish I could drink. Maybe I will go for a walk instead. I feel trapped in here today. |
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| 09: you look so cute when you get that mad |
[Jul. 27th, 2011|07:20 pm] |
I cannot remember a time when it has been this close to Halloween and I'm still completely blanking on costume ideas. I think this treasure hunt has something to do with that, though. I can't seem to figure out something that will be easy to run around in while still being as awesome as it clearly has to be. Sigh. Not to mention, I am interested to see how it goes. Hopefully we can all keep ourselves in check long enough to have some good old fashioned fun. Before the good stuff, AKA the date auction, comes about. That's going to be a really amusing time, I can already tell.
All that being said, I'm very bored and listless right now. Someone save me.
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| 08: still on your side |
[Jul. 17th, 2011|02:00 am] |
OI! So. Which one of you lot has a male cat that has not been...shall we say...properly taken care of? Whoever it is, I'm happy to announce that we're in-laws now. I just KNOW you're as thrilled as I am.
After weeks of being missing, I found Maleficent. No, she was not building a lair to aid her future plans for domination (which I am still sure will come to fruition at some point). She was building a nest, though, but not for herself. For the litter of kittens she was apparently carrying. I hadn't thought anything of the little extra bit of weight I saw on her when she graced me with her presence. You don't insult Maleficent by calling her fat, after all. But in my searches to find her, I stumbled across her burrowed in a bunch of blankets under one of the tables in the common room. She was surrounded by six tiny kittens. Yes, you read that right. KITTENS my friends.
They are absolutely adorable. I've decided I'm keeping one. Specifically the one nestled closest to my hand on the right (which is technically my left hand in actuality) The rest of you lot are welcome to one of those remaining (though one will obviously go to the owner of the father once they come forward). I'm taking Maleficent and the kittens to Kettleburn in order to make sure everything's on the up and up. Right now, though, I'm enjoying how cute these little ones are. Not to mention how sweet my girl is acting. I'm in awe. Check out the cuteness for yourselves, mates! (NOTE: One kitten is not pictured. She is a tortoise shell colored that is closest to Mal's own coloring)
( Spell-o-Taped into journal ) |
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| 07: and we shake, shake, shake the hips |
[Jul. 13th, 2011|09:09 pm] |
I'd like to personally announce that whoever was responsible for the pumpkin juice being poured on my head, I WILL exact my revenge. You can trust that I most definitely WILL find you, and that my punishment will come at an unexpected moment and my wrath will be merciless.
Now if you'll all excuse me, I have potatoes to wash out of my hair, pumpkin smell to get rid of, and some gelatinous substance I do not even WANT to think about squishing in my bra to remove. |
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| 06: girls do what they want |
[Jul. 2nd, 2011|01:44 pm] |
HOGSMEDE TODAY! I'm pretty excited. I think it's mostly because I'm going absolutely mad in this castle. Not that I hate it here, mind you, quite the opposite. I just get a little bored with the same scenery day after day. Even the outside grounds lose their allure and mystery after awhile; though the rain last week certainly kept people inside for the most part.
Who wants to accompany me on random adventures through the village? You know I can't be left to my own devices. I need a chaperone. Or at least a partner in crime. Who's with me!? |
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| Warded to Bradley |
[Jun. 24th, 2011|05:36 pm] |
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I have a favor to ask. Provided you haven't already used your one invitation, would you mind inviting Callum Bell? He's a good friend and I've already used mine to make sure you'll be there. |
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